My first thought was to list my five favorite kids. Yes, I have six, but one just isn't making the cut this week.
That's probably too mean.
COW decided he wanted a sausage stuffer for his upcoming birthday. (We'll just skip over all the jokes on that one.) He received it in the mail yesterday, and in the box came some catalogues from companies who cater to people who purchase sausage stuffers. Sitting next to me on the couch last night, he was flipping through them.
It seems when he chose to buy a sausage stuffer, he put himself into one crazy group. I give you...
My Five Favorite Things from the Sausage Stuffer Catalogues
1. 1 million volt stun gun/flashlight combo
2. 1 million volt stun gun/flashlight/walking cane
3. Solar powered fan/light.
No joke. I really want one of these. If we have a major power outage, I want to be cool. Now, I'm just assuming the solar panel charges a battery of some sort. If not, that light would be mighty useless, seeing as how you would need it at night, when there's no sun to fire up the solar panel.
4. Camo underwear
5. 3D synthetic ghillie suit
I could have so much fun with this thing. Unfortunately, I can never buy it. Remember, I have a neighbor who is deathly afraid of Bigfoot coming to get him.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, this is the sausage stuffer COW bought.
Seems we're going to be eating a lot of sausage links once these pigs go to the butcher (next week!!).
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