1/4: distance in miles of our driveway, which is currently a treacherous ice slide of death
12: days we've been dealing with this ice slide of death
2: vehicles which park in the circle in front of our house
0: number of vehicles which park in our circle that are 4-wheel drive and able to turn around in/drive through the snow/ice
1: number of people in our house who can safely drive a car in reverse
3,826: number of times that one person has had to back out of/into the quarter mile ice slide of death in the past 12 days*
14: number of times that one person may have made fun of or complained about the non-reverse driving person
92: percent chance my butt will be in a ditch on the side of our ice slide of death for mocking COW
Only one more day until the temps get above freezing and begin to melt the ice slide of death. Keep your fingers crossed that I don't have to learn my lesson the hard way on this one.
*may be a bit of an exaggeration. But not by much.
Have a lovely day!