7 soccer games played, 6 more to go, 50% of parents wish we were done today.
15 hours of tournament work put in, five more to go, 100% of parents hate parking duty.
15 boxes of kitchen crap in the basement, which makes up 40% of the crap in my basement.
5 bags of kitchen crap waiting at the front door to head to their Goodwill second chance, 30% of Goodwill shoppers will say, "Why would someone even buy this new?" when they see my crap.
3 tons of kitchen crap going to simply get thrown into the dining room for me to go through later, 90% of it will stay where it lands until the new kitchen is done.
250 posts written over two years, 40% probably should never have been published.
10,000 pageviews reached, 12% were by people googling "pig waterer".
3% of blog readers want to read about soccer tournaments and kitchen crap.
I'll do 80% better on Monday.
It's already written. Well, 75% of it is.
Yes, Kellie, I was thinking of you when I wrote this :)
Have a lovely day!